my favorite comment one of you sent me regarding this video:
I don’t understand you guys (possibly women) at all. I only pee against walls. It’s been difficult to maintain 100% purity in my wall-peeing habits. Often, while I’m lifting weights and smoking cigars, I find that there’s a toilet nearby but no walls in sight. It’s times like these that I just have to man-up and pee on the nearest wall no matter who’s watching. Because I’m not here to please people - I’m here to please God. Sometimes, like when I’m chasing deer through the woods with a knife between my teeth, I’m surrounded by Manly-Jehova’s beautiful nature but there are no walls around. When I find myself far enough outside civilization like this I just hold it. I hold my pee until I return (with a freshly killed deer) to some place with walls. If Jesus could fast for 40 days then we, as men, ought to be able to hold our pee for 40 days as well. A few months ago I was in a rodeo and, having broken six ribs and both my feet, I was left sprawling in the middle of the rodeo circle and I didn’t have the strength to crawl to a wall. So I built a wall right there with my bare hands. And I peed on it. I should point out that the ruggedest men prefer gray concrete walls with pieces of steel jutting out while the more effeminate wall-pissers prefer stucco or anything with a pattern. I can only pray to my Cage-Fighting Jesus that all of you men learn to be as holy. And, of course, he’ll answer my prayer because I fulfill a culturally accepted gender role. Jack Danger Canty
Haha, wow. Dang it, my childhood is coming back to haunt me. I'm doomed.
i don't know if i should laugh or be stunned
does the ways men pee matter that much to God?
i have nothing of value to say about that... hah
oh my word! i half expected him to pee against the wall as a bow to his sermon.....he's kinda strange...
~Mayra~
2 eprops for that... I laughed so hard I almost peed. I guess it's kinda fitting for this video!
Please tell me this was all a big joke.
That changed my life and the way I will pee forever.
my dad is on a business trip in Germany right now...I'm afraid to ask him...
pistol whipped loves this video
I feel like he missed the part where this is a phrase used to describe men who are being WIPED OUT by God. As in, it's probably a negative thing, not positive... And that's like, not even the most disturbing part.
er...is there an appropriate responce to that? I'm kinda glad my preaching is coming from a British guy. Although i'm sure I could reel of a list of 'things wrong with the UK today'.
Pissing against a wall would not be one of them.
I too, have always had very strong feelings about the peeing position of men, however mine, as I'm sure do the Germans', involve aim. :) Actually, I have no real feelings about this as my posture during urination is determined by my anatomy, not any sort of conviction toward my femininity. I will talk to our pastor today (who is a woman) and see if she will do a sermon about peeing sitting down so that you're a woman, not merely a female. I will also try to get her to incorporate the word "pisseth" since it is so refined-sounding. I plan to use it at some point today.
This also struck me as funny because it kind of (and by "kind of" I mean very distantly, actually) relates to something we discussed at our college youth meeting last night about cussing. Someone said they accidentally said "pissed" in front of the preschool class they help with so it got them thinking that, if it's not ok to say in front of little kids, it probably shouldn't be said ever. A very good and reasonable conclusion, and one upon which we all agreed. However, the group conclusion was also that you are not damned to hell of you say words like damn and hell. Those words are in the Bibles written by men who pee standing up, dang it! I said "dang" because I pee sitting down. Wow, he's right!
saw this a few weeks ago...i just don't get it...
wait....it this for real?
Haha. Do you have connections at Duke Divinity School? We've been laughing about this video for weeks... and the scary thing is that he's completely serious. You should check out the church's website.
Lord, in your mercy, help us all to better see You.
AHAHAH this guy is ridiculous . . . also he kinda looks like Jack from LOST, if Jack was from the south and was really passionate about the manner in which he urinates . . .
I had put this same video on my blog a few weeks ago. Isn't that AMAZING?
I too have had my rights and liberties as a Blessed American unlawfully repressed by the German bathroom police! I will not sit any longer, I will STAND up for my rights, and PEE!
I mean pisseth!
who is this guy? he's an idiot. i don't know if this is real.
Did you watch any of the related videos of this guy's other sermons? It seems to me that that is HIS pulpit, not God's. I hope his congregation realizes that, although I'm sure they don't. He's well on his way to becoming something of a Fred Phelps if he's not careful.
Does this guy coach the Oklahoma State football team?
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wow.
hahah who IS this guy..?!?
Haha, wow. Dang it, my childhood is coming back to haunt me. I'm doomed.
i don't know if i should laugh or be stunned
does the ways men pee matter that much to God?
i have nothing of value to say about that... hah
oh my word! i half expected him to pee against the wall as a bow to his sermon.....he's kinda strange...
~Mayra~
2 eprops for that... I laughed so hard I almost peed. I guess it's kinda fitting for this video!
Please tell me this was all a big joke.
That changed my life and the way I will pee forever.
my dad is on a business trip in Germany right now...I'm afraid to ask him...
pistol whipped loves this video
I feel like he missed the part where this is a phrase used to describe men who are being WIPED OUT by God. As in, it's probably a negative thing, not positive... And that's like, not even the most disturbing part.
er...is there an appropriate responce to that? I'm kinda glad my preaching is coming from a British guy. Although i'm sure I could reel of a list of 'things wrong with the UK today'.
Pissing against a wall would not be one of them.I too, have always had very strong feelings about the peeing position of men, however mine, as I'm sure do the Germans', involve aim. :) Actually, I have no real feelings about this as my posture during urination is determined by my anatomy, not any sort of conviction toward my femininity. I will talk to our pastor today (who is a woman) and see if she will do a sermon about peeing sitting down so that you're a woman, not merely a female. I will also try to get her to incorporate the word "pisseth" since it is so refined-sounding. I plan to use it at some point today.
This also struck me as funny because it kind of (and by "kind of" I mean very distantly, actually) relates to something we discussed at our college youth meeting last night about cussing. Someone said they accidentally said "pissed" in front of the preschool class they help with so it got them thinking that, if it's not ok to say in front of little kids, it probably shouldn't be said ever. A very good and reasonable conclusion, and one upon which we all agreed. However, the group conclusion was also that you are not damned to hell of you say words like damn and hell. Those words are in the Bibles written by men who pee standing up, dang it! I said "dang" because I pee sitting down. Wow, he's right!
saw this a few weeks ago...i just don't get it...
wait....it this for real?
Haha. Do you have connections at Duke Divinity School? We've been laughing about this video for weeks... and the scary thing is that he's completely serious. You should check out the church's website.
Lord, in your mercy, help us all to better see You.
AHAHAH this guy is ridiculous . . . also he kinda looks like Jack from LOST, if Jack was from the south and was really passionate about the manner in which he urinates . . .
I had put this same video on my blog a few weeks ago. Isn't that AMAZING?
I too have had my rights and liberties as a Blessed American unlawfully repressed by the German bathroom police! I will not sit any longer, I will STAND up for my rights, and PEE!
I mean pisseth!
who is this guy? he's an idiot. i don't know if this is real.
Did you watch any of the related videos of this guy's other sermons? It seems to me that that is HIS pulpit, not God's. I hope his congregation realizes that, although I'm sure they don't. He's well on his way to becoming something of a Fred Phelps if he's not careful.
Does this guy coach the Oklahoma State football team?
What the deuce?